Wishing game....

Subject: Re: Wishing game.... Fri Nov 28, 2008 9:24 am

Sure, but only to 500 pound men while they give you a reach around and you wack em off.

I wish I die while having sex. (That one could get pretty bad) -_-

Subject: Re: Wishing game.... Fri Nov 28, 2008 9:30 am

Too bad you're the dude I'm whacking off and I happen to tear your dick off and you bleed to death, but hey you did give me a reach around...

I wish for 2Girls1Cup to be performed starring Shadow and Alex

Subject: Re: Wishing game.... Fri Nov 28, 2008 9:32 am

.. but in this version your the one eating the " ice cream "

Wish I was a chick.

Subject: Re: Wishing game.... Fri Nov 28, 2008 9:37 am

Except you have heavier periods than any girl and at the most inappropriate of times.

I wish I was well-hung

Subject: Re: Wishing game.... Fri Nov 28, 2008 3:16 pm

You turn black, and find yourself in a tree in Louisiana.

I wish they would make a Superman Movie where he turns into Energy.

Subject: Re: Wishing game.... Fri Nov 28, 2008 4:06 pm

That turns out to be 5 secs long because as soon as he turns to energy, he dissipates to nothing.

I wish I was at home, playing RoM and not at fucking work!

Subject: Re: Wishing game.... Fri Nov 28, 2008 5:26 pm

Only to find out your house is burning because you forgot about those hot pocket in the oven.

I wish I was decorated for bravery.

Subject: Re: Wishing game.... Fri Nov 28, 2008 6:53 pm

except the pin is rusty and you die of gangrene soon after.

I wish I had a hug

Subject: Re: Wishing game.... Fri Nov 28, 2008 6:57 pm

From a grizzly bear.

I wish I had the batmobile.

Subject: Re: Wishing game.... Fri Nov 28, 2008 6:58 pm

your rotting corpse would just stink it up.

I wish i had a private masseuse

Subject: Re: Wishing game.... Fri Nov 28, 2008 7:01 pm

Who begins to give you a massage and is suddenly struck with a crippling stroke and becomes paralyzed from the neck down.

I wish I had my lunch.

Subject: Re: Wishing game.... Fri Nov 28, 2008 7:03 pm

Her name would be Olga, she's an ex-olympic disk thrower, weight about 250 pound, has smelly armpits and some unspeakable mole on the side of her nose. Also she's german.

I wish I had a box of grenade.

Edit: damn 1 sec too late.

Subject: Re: Wishing game.... Fri Nov 28, 2008 7:47 pm

Still fitting KOZ's Lunch a german Track and Field Star....lol

Subject: Re: Wishing game.... Fri Nov 28, 2008 8:01 pm

guys n girls LOOOOLLL!!!! i just sat n read this whole entirwe thread and i have to say...YOUR ALL INSANE....PURGATORY IS TEH WIN!!! i laughed through the lot..madness

Subject: Re: Wishing game.... Fri Nov 28, 2008 10:38 pm

i wish to finish getting my colledge degree fast these days so that i can actually RETURN to some playing T_T (yeah, i'm alive, just busy as hell ) Sad

looks like i will be until OB starts... damn Sad

Subject: Re: Wishing game.... Fri Nov 28, 2008 11:00 pm

Granted. You receive your degree but only to realize it's for physical education where you have to work at the Y, teaching rainbow warriors to wrestle, whilst listening to 'It's Raining Men' on endless loop.

I wish it would be 5PM eastern 11/28/2008 now!

Subject: Re: Wishing game.... Fri Nov 28, 2008 11:16 pm

So the he could gang raped by 10 umpa lumpas.

I wish that my ex-wife would disappear.

Subject: Re: Wishing game.... Fri Nov 28, 2008 11:25 pm

but you would be blamed and ultimately gangbanged in prison

wish my tattoo didn't hurt right now

Subject: Re: Wishing game.... Sat Nov 29, 2008 2:26 am

If I had a tatoo on my taint, I would cry too. affraid

I wish my ear would stop hurting. pale

Subject: Re: Wishing game.... Sat Nov 29, 2008 5:34 pm

So you could hear the 12 guys and a dog, that are going to your rom right now to fuck you wildy.

I wish I wouldnt have 5 stitches on my finger.

Subject: Re: Wishing game.... Sat Nov 29, 2008 5:39 pm

So you could hide it between your butt cheek again!

I wish I had a pitbull.

Subject: Re: Wishing game.... Sat Nov 29, 2008 6:12 pm

I guess a pitbull can turn you into a transexual just as fast as any doctor.

I wish I was Wolverine.

Subject: Re: Wishing game.... Sun Nov 30, 2008 2:59 am

haha as fast as xanados video? or not?

Subject: Re: Wishing game.... Sun Nov 30, 2008 10:24 am

So you could scratch your butt with 3 razor sharp 12'' long blade.

I wish I was Megatron (hu! That's fucking epic)

Subject: Re: Wishing game.... Sun Nov 30, 2008 10:27 am

But you`ll have to constantly oil your cock to perform.

Wish wishing was wishful.

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